This is Bob Ho Ho Hope, and I wanna tell you ladies and gentlemen, I am looking forward to a great Christmas Season.  

How about that Wally Jankowski  returning to live in Haverhill Subdivision in Macomb Township?  Isnít that wild?  I havenít seen a neighborhood so concerned about someone returning since Freddy Krueger came back to Elm Street.  Isnít that something?

And how about those McCarty Boys cleaning out Mom McCartyís house?   Wasnít that something?   I havenít seen anyone move that much junk in one day since the TSA started doing pat downs.  Isnít that wild?

And did you hear Mike McCarty played San Francisco Blues at a pub in Grand Rapids?  Isnít that something?   I havenít seen a bar empty out like that since White Snakeís Pyrotechnic Show.   Isnít that wild?

And how about those San Francisco Giants winning the World Series this year?  Wasnít that something?  I havenít seen homosexuals that happy since Kelly & Jerry went into Menjoís in Detroit dressed up like the Furies gang from ďThe WarriorsĒ.  Isnít that wild?

And how about  that Tim Lincecum of the Giants winning 3 games against the Rangers in the World Series?  Wasnít that wild?  I havenít seen anybody hurl like that since Kelly McCarty drank a bottle of Scotch at Mortons.  Isnít that something?

And I bet that Steve McCarty will be going out for some Christmas Cocktails Parties.  Isnít that something?  I havenít seen anybody that can slam a White Russian like Steve since Mel Gibson.  Isnít that wild?

And did you see that Bristol Palin on ďDancing with the StarsĒ?  Isnít that wild?  I havenít seen dancing that bad since Kelly McCarty broke an overhead light while ďFast DancingĒ at Utica Explodes II.  Isnít that something?

And did you see that picture of Steve, Mike, and Larry McCarty at the Red Wings Game?  Wasnít that something?  I have seen a disturbing set of Semi-Retarded brothers at a Hockey Game like that since the Hanson Brothers in Slapshot?  Isnít that wild?

And lastly, did you hear that Evan McCarty got an award and medal for his art project showing ďFood PeopleĒ?  Isnít that wild?   I havenít seen vegetables get awards like that since Christopher Reeve.  Isnít that something?

Good night ladies and gentlemen and have a Merry Christmas!!

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