as one letter, And written with
three, Two letters there are, And
two only in me. I'm double, I'm
single, I'm black blue and gray, I'm
read from both ends, And the same
CAPTION CONTEST Give us a great or funny caption
for this photo
Boy that lemon was sour! What
happens when you use the McCarty Metro to potty train the dog
Japanesa Turning Japanesa
humans go walking into a bar...
Whoa that Chili sure makes some bad smelling farts!
Can you name this months'
TOM BRADY .
Congratulations: Epic Fail Guy, Lance, Scrotch,
Steve O, and Jerry
MCCARTY METRO WORDS OF
I don't know about you, but I just
got real thirsty and can't get the slogan out of my head. WHATDAYA HAVE?
POLITICAL KOMIC KORNER
These are so true..
HECK IS THAT??? Can you guess WTH
LAST MONTH'S ANSWER...
... WAS DOPEY
Sorry. No One Got It
METRO PHUNNY.... THE
A retired guy sits around the house all day so one day his wife says, “Joe, you could do something useful, like vacuum the house once a week”. The guy gives it a moment’s thought and says; “sure why not. Show me to the vacuum.
Half an hour later, the guy comes into the kitchen to get some coffee. His wife says, “I didn't hear the vacuum working, I thought you were using it”? Exasperated, Joe answers,”The stupid thing is broken, it won't start. We need to buy a new one”. “Really”, she says, “show me - it worked fine the last time”. So he did...
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