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Hello Ladies and Gentlemen. This is Bob "Spring Daffodils" Hope, and I wanna tell you, things have been wild this spring around the McCarty family...

How about Kelly McCarty having all the grandkids over at his house? Wasnít that something? I havenít seen that many people pooping in their pants at that house since Kellyís last Super Bowl Party. Isnít that wild?

How about that Megan McCarty being elected into the French National Honor Society? Isnít that wild? I have seen the French so happy to see a McCarty since Uncle Eddie stormed the beach at Normandy in WWII. Isnít that something?

And how about Jerry McCartyís hair growing back? Isnít that something? I havenít seen anyone that wonít shut up about ďHairĒ since the Cowsills in 1969. Isnít that wild?

How about Larry McCarty in a German Restaurant trying to figure whether to use the ďHerrenĒ or ďDamenĒ Bathroom. Isnít that wild? I havenít seen anyone that confused on what bathroom to use since Caitlin Jenner. Isnít that something?

How about that Amanda Westfall McCarty setting a Personal Record in weightlifting 285 pounds in the deadlift? Isnít that something? I havenít seen anyone carry that much dead weight since *NSYNC toured with Joey Fatone. Isnít that wild?

How about that Megan McCarty getting a job at a farm market? Isnít that wild? I havenít seen anyone enjoy working with fruits that much since the manager of the Village People. Isnít that something?

How about that upcoming McCarty Metro Film Contest? Isnít that something? I havenít been anticipating that many bombs since ďFree Falafel DayĒ in Paris. Isnít that wild?

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