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Hello Ladies and Gentlemen. This is Bob ďFirecrackerĒ Hope here and I want to tell you it has been a wild and wacky summer so far.

How about that McCarty Metro Movie Contest? Wasnít that something? I havenít seen that much unsightly film since I started using Cascade Dishwasher Detergent. Isnít that wild?

How about that Mia McCarty in a dance recital? Wasnít that wild? I havenít seen a McCarty coached that much on steps since Mike McCarty went down to the basement? Isnít that something?

How about Larry McCarty taking Gina to a Senior Citizenís Dance? Wasnít that something? The Seniors said they hadnít seen that much Dirty Dancing since last yearís incident with Old Man McMurtryís colostomy bag. Isnít that wild?

And how about Larry hurting his back while dancing the jitterbug? Wasnít that wild? I have havenít seen so many messed up discs at a dance, since Brad Savage ate fried chicken while DJing a wedding with CDs. Isnít that something?

How about Lauren and Aaron moving to North Carolina? Wasnít that something? I havenít seen a Marine move around from base to base like that since Gomer Pyle played softball. Isnít that wild?

How about Jerry McCarty seeing Queen perform at iHeart Radio? Wasnít that wild? Jerry hasnít seen a Queen performance since him and Kelly went to Menjoís. Isnít that something?

How about Jerry, Kelly, and Steve McCarty singing Karaoke at the Packard Grill in Shelby Township? Wasnít that something? I havenít seen anyone sing that flat since Christina Aguilera before her boob job. Isnít that wild?

Thank you Ladies & Gentlemen and have a great summer!!


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