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Hello Ladies and Gentlemen. This is Bob “Firecracker” Hope here and I want to tell you it has been a wild and wacky summer so far.

How about that McCarty Metro Movie Contest? Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen that much unsightly film since I started using Cascade Dishwasher Detergent. Isn’t that wild?

How about that Mia McCarty in a dance recital? Wasn’t that wild? I haven’t seen a McCarty coached that much on steps since Mike McCarty went down to the basement? Isn’t that something?

How about Larry McCarty taking Gina to a Senior Citizen’s Dance? Wasn’t that something? The Seniors said they hadn’t seen that much Dirty Dancing since last year’s incident with Old Man McMurtry’s colostomy bag. Isn’t that wild?

And how about Larry hurting his back while dancing the jitterbug? Wasn’t that wild? I have haven’t seen so many messed up discs at a dance, since Brad Savage ate fried chicken while DJing a wedding with CDs. Isn’t that something?

How about Lauren and Aaron moving to North Carolina? Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen a Marine move around from base to base like that since Gomer Pyle played softball. Isn’t that wild?

How about Jerry McCarty seeing Queen perform at iHeart Radio? Wasn’t that wild? Jerry hasn’t seen a Queen performance since him and Kelly went to Menjo’s. Isn’t that something?

How about Jerry, Kelly, and Steve McCarty singing Karaoke at the Packard Grill in Shelby Township? Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen anyone sing that flat since Christina Aguilera before her boob job. Isn’t that wild?

Thank you Ladies & Gentlemen and have a great summer!!

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