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Hello Ladies and Gentlemen. This is Bob ďSchoolboyĒ Hope and I want to tell you ladies & gentlemen that I am excited for September, but it has been a wild and wacky summer for the McCartys.

How about that Blimey Cow Film Festival? Wasnít that something? I havenít seen McCartys put out that much garbage since they cleaned out Mom McCartyís basement. Isnít that wild?

How about that Jerry McCartyís leg being in plaster since tearing his Achilles Tendon? Isnít that wild? Jerry says he hasnít seen a heavy cast like that since Season 4 of ďFacts of Life.Ē Isnít that something?

Did you see that Brad Savage Disco photo? Wasnít that something? I havenít seen anything that ridiculous from 1979 since Steve McCarty in his Cowboy Shirt. Isnít that wild?

How about that Mike McCarty playing guitar and singing outside a bar in Holland, Michigan? Wasnít that wild? I havenít heard anything that disturbing coming from the streets of Western Michigan since Mikeís last bicycle ride. Isnít that something?

How about that Ryan and Missy having a Garage Sale? Wasnít that something? I havenít seen that many people fighting over Onesies since the Special Olympics Jacks Tournament. Isnít that wild?

Did you see that Dana McCarty dyed her hair Blue. Isnít that wild? I havenít seen a McCarty with Blue Hair since Jerry McCarty got a swirley in a toilet with Ty-D-Bowl. Isnít that something?

Thank you ladies and gentlemen!

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