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Last Month's Captions
Hey Kelly - We cleaned out the laundry room cabinet
at Mum's house...
Drat, my route is too unwieldy. And these are just
the Sunday onlys.
Oh yeah, we will put one of these handbills in
every issue of the McCarty Metro
What do I do with all the old carbon paper I found
down my basement?
Our Secret Celebrity
Month's Celebrity Results
Congrats to... NO ONE
Jimmy received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was
fully grown, with a very bad attitude and worse vocabulary.
Every other word was a swear word; those that weren't cursing were very rude.
Jimmy tried to change the bird's attitude by constantly saying polite words, playing soft music; anything he
could think of. Nothing worked. He then tried yelling at the bird, but the bird got worse.
He shook the bird, and the bird got madder and more rude.
Finally, in a moment of desperation, Jimmy put the parrot
in the freezer. For a few moments he heard the bird
swearing squawking, kicking and screaming and then, suddenly, there
was absolute quiet. Jimmy was frightened that he might have actually hurt the
bird, and quickly opened the freezer door. The parrot calmly stepped out onto Jimmy's extended arm and said,
"I'm sorry that I offended you with my language and my actions, and I ask your forgiveness. I will
endeavor to correct my behavior". Jimmy was astounded at the changes in the bird's attitude
and was about to ask what had changed him, when the parrot
continued, "May I ask what the Chicken did?"
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