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There's a land where
there are books but no libraries. Mommies and daddies but no babies. Lollipops but no candy.
Mirrors but no reflections. Kittens but no cats. Cattle but no cows.
and trees but no forests. It's the land of what? Answer
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It was Jenna's first day at school.
Her teacher
said it would be fun for each child to meet every other
child in the class.
She said "When you meet, please shake hands and introduce yourself by name."
If there were 8 children in the class, how many total handshakes were there?
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What 3 letter word can be placed before all the words in this list, to make 5 new words?
fish, skills, tail, walk?
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Q. What
tv show was the first to air the word "hell" on
the airwaves?
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LAST MONTH'S
RESULTS
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Q. What
are the Sun, the Independent and the Guardian?
NEWSPAPERS
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Mike G, Brad M., Larz
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DID YOU KNOW:
Donkeys kill more people each year than plane crashes or shark attacks. (So, watch your Ass) |
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METRO
CAPTION CONTEST
Submit an
interesting or
funny caption for this pictureLast Month's Captions
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Why do you always choose rock in Rock/Paper/Scissors?
Yep, men, this is a rock and a soft place.
I was sitting next to my wife on the couch and I
knew something happened because she finally shut up.
You know you're a redneck if 3 guys with funny hats
come to your house and don't notice your new Blue Laz-E-Boy
Remind me never to play Rock, Paper, Recliner any
more.
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Our Secret Celebrity
Last
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STEPHANIE COURTNEY AS THE NEWS REPORTER IN BLADES OF GLORY,
AND AS FLO THE PROGRESSIVE CAR INSURANCE LADY FROM THE
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SORRY, NO ONE
GUESSED STEPHANIE
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Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological journals. The funny thing is that it really does work and will make you smile.
1. Picture yourself lying on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream.
2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water.
3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.
4. No one knows your secret place.
5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world.
6. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
7. The water is so crystal clear that you can easily make out the face of the person you are holding
underwater.........
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