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This is Bob “Back to School” Hope. I can’t wait for School to start but it has been a wild and wacky summer.

Did you see those photos in last month’s McCarty Metro of Austin McCarty sky diving? Wasn’t that wild? I have seen 2 men strapped together and screaming like that, since Jerry McCarty got asked to dance at Menjo’s. Isn’t that something?

And how about that picture on the Birthday page of Kelly McCarty? Wasn’t that something? I don’t want to say Kelly used Photoshop, but I haven’t seen that many chins removed since the Tiananmen Square Massacre. Isn’t that wild?

And did you hear those Mel Gibson tapes? Wasn’t that wild? I haven’t heard profanity like that since Dan McCarty played leftfield at Heilman Park. Isn’t that something?

And how about that Kelly McCarty going on vacation to Boston? Wasn’t that wild? I haven’t seen that much alcohol consumed in Massachusetts since Ted Kennedy stopped driving secretaries home. Isn’t that something?

How bout that Mike and Karen McCarty staying and Kelly & Margaret's house while on that vacation. Isn't that something. Before he left, Kelly told Mike he could help himself to the steaks in the freezer. Mike commented afterwards that he hadn't seen that much meat since swimming class at Mackenzie High School. Isn't that wild?

How about that Dennis McCarty going to Saudi Arabia again. Isn't that something. I have seen such a dangerous place to work since Larry McCarty managed the Gratiot Pic-Way Shoe Store. Isn't that wild.

And how bout the Detroit Tigers and the Los Angeles Dodgers both going in the tank since the All-Star game. I haven't seen so many losses since Steve McCarty's last Vegas trip. Isn't that something?

Speaking of someone down on their luck, Tiger Woods has gotten divorced and has fallen from the top of the golfing leader boards recently as his game has left him too. I haven't seen someone that lost since Mike McCarty took a walk around the block. Isn't that wild?

Good Night Ladies And Gentlemen


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