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Hello Ladies and Gentlemen. This is Bob "Your Funny Valentine" Hope, and I wanna tell you it has been a wild and wacky winter with those McCartyís.

How about 5 McCartyís playing Black Jack all at once in Las Vegas? Wasnít that wild? I havenít seen that many busts since ďShowgirlsĒ. Isnít that something?

How about that Rick McCartyís big win playing Let it Ride? Wasnít that something? I havenít seen anyone running around with that many Chips since the Better Made Factory was looted. Isnít that wild?

And how about Larry McCarty hitting big in Mississippi Stud? Wasnít that wild? I havenít seen anyone that happy to see 3 Queens since Elton John went in the Hot Tub in the Bellagio. Isnít that something?

How about all of that snow in Tennessee? Wasnít that something? I havenít seen that many flakes in Tennessee since Al Goreís Birthday Party. Isnít that wild?

And how about Kelly McCarty going on a Cruise to Mexico and eating 5 Burritos? Wasnít that wild? I havenít seen a disaster with gas on a ship like that since the Exxon Valdez. Isnít that something?

How about Kelly & Margaret McCarty going to the RV Show? Wasnít that something? Kelly hasnít been that happy to see a 5th Wheel since John Russo. Isnít that wild?

And how about Amanda McCarty drinking wine and painting a cow? Wasnít that wild? I havenít seen drunken cow art like that since Adeleís latest album. Isnít that something?

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