McCARTY NEWS
  • The McCarty Family will be honored on Thursday, October 15th at Seldom Blues Restaurant by the Lupus Alliance of America Michigan Indiana Affiliate. This event is called “A Night of Promise” where we recognize individuals and families that have faithfully supported people with lupus. The McCarty family will be receiving the Angela Award. Accepting the award will be Steve & Kristen McCarty. Please join us as we celebrate the donors and volunteers who have made this year a success. Tickets are $75 each and include Dinner, Awards and Dancing. Here is the link to the event on our website: http://milupus.org/dynamic/award_dinner.htm
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  • DATELINE: METRO OFFICES
    The Michigan wedding reception of Chris & Amanda McCarty took place on Saturday, September 5 in the Metro back 40. It was well attended. Over 120 people enjoy good food, drink and company. Congratulations Chris & Amanda.

Chris & Amanda cut the cake

Eric Swan, Eddie Stein, and Bob Dantzer form the mariachi band

Chris & Amanda

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Larry, Mike, Jerry, Kelly & Steve Chris and Amanda are joined by their friends
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  • CHINESE SOB STORY
    Jerry McCarty had to disappoint hundreds of Chinese people expecting to see the mustachioed American juggle. It's not that Jerry did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.

  • DID NOT FINISH
    Megan McCarty did not finish her 500 word essay, leaving her teacher speechless. The title of her essay was "To write with a broken pencil is pointless".

  • MSU ADVICE
    Austin says he always wears his glasses during math class because it improves division.

  • DATELINE: HOLLYWOOD
    Jerry McCarty releases a new book documenting his struggles with addiction.  What started as a 16 cents allowance to Happy Jacks ended up with Halloween binges of candy and putting Lick-M-Ade in Coke.  The low point came when Jerry sold himself to former Mama and Papa's founder John Phillips for 6 feet of Bubble Tape.

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McCARTY METRO ALERTZ !!!!

Here is something to think about with all our new electronic technology.

GPS A couple of weeks ago a friend told me that someone she knew had their car broken into while they were at a football game. Their car was parked on the green which was adjacent to the football stadium and specially allotted to football fans. Things stolen from the car included a garage door remote control, some money and a GPS which had been prominently mounted on the dashboard.

When the victims got home, they found that their house had been ransacked and just about everything worth anything had been stolen. The thieves had used the GPS to guide them to the house. They then used the garage remote control to open the garage door and gain entry to the house. The thieves knew the owners were at the football game, they knew what time the game was scheduled to finish and so they knew how much time they had to clean out the house. It would appear that they had brought a truck to empty the house of its contents.

Something to consider if you have a GPS - don't put your home address in it. Put a nearby address (like a store or gas station) so you can still find your way home if you need to, but no one else would know where you live if your GPS were stolen.


MOBILE PHONES  This lady has now changed her habit of how she lists her names on her mobile phone after her handbag was stolen. Her handbag, which contained her cell phone, credit card, wallet... Etc...was stolen. 20 minutes later when she called her hubby, from a pay phone telling him what had happened, hubby says 'I received your text asking about our Pin number and I've replied a little while ago.'

When they rushed down to the bank, the bank staff told them all the money was already withdrawn. The thief had actually used the stolen cell phone to text 'hubby' in the contact list and got hold of the pin number. Within 20 minutes he had withdrawn all the money from their bank account..

Moral of the lesson: Do not disclose the relationship between you and the people in your contact list. Avoid using names like Home, Honey, Hubby, Sweetheart, Dad, Mom, etc.... And very importantly, when sensitive info is being asked through texts, CONFIRM by calling back. Also, when you're being text by friends or family to meet them somewhere, be sure to call back to confirm that the message came from them. If you don't reach them, be very careful about going places to meet 'family and friends' who text you.

GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN IN SEPTEMBER, 2009

Army Archerd, 87, entertainment columnist (Variety), mesothelioma. Henry Gibson, 73, actor, (Laugh-In, Blues Brothers), cancer. Patrick Swayze, 57, actor (Dirty Dancing, Ghost), pancreatic cancer. Mary Travers, 72, singer (Peter, Paul and Mary), leukemia. Monte Clark, 72, football player and coach (Detroit Lions), cancer. William Safire, 79, American speechwriter and journalist, pancreatic cancer.

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  • DATELINE: AFGHANISTAN
    A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the object, only to find a little old Jew at a small stand selling ties. The Taliban asked, "Do you have water?" The Jew replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5." The Taliban shouted, "Idiot! I do not need an overpriced tie. I need Water! I should kill you, but I must find water first." "OK," said the old Jew, "It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need. Shalom." Muttering, the Taliban staggered away over the hill. Several hours later he staggered back. "Your stupid brother won't let me in without a tie."

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