This is Bob “‘n For Apples” Hope and I wanna tell you I can’t believe all the things that have been going on this fall. 

Did you hear Mike McCarty had the neck of his Taylor Guitar damaged by a music shop in Grand Rapids. Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen a neck look that bad since Rick McCarty stopped wearing dickies. Isn’t that wild?

And how about that Jerry McCarty playing guitar with Mike McCarty and Bob Balch? Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen picking that bad since the Detroit Lions 2008 Draft. Isn’t that wild?

Hey, how about those Detroit Lions losing 20 games in a row. Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen that many bad passes since Kelly McCarty used to try to pick up chicks at the Imperial Lanes Disco. Isn’t that wild?

How about that those McCarty boys taking down the shed behind Mom McCarty house? Wasn’t that wild? I haven’t seen wood come down that fast since Hillary Clinton visited the Playboy Mansion. Isn’t that something?

And did you see where Rick McCarty dislocated his finger while cleaning Mom McCarty’s house. Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen anything that swollen, black and blue since Rihanna stopped dating Chris Brown. Isn’t that wild?

And did you see that Kayne West take the microphone away from Taylor Swift at the MTV awards? Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen that big of an ass, since Kelly McCarty mooned out of a porthole on the Queen Mary. Isn’t that wild?

Thank you ladies and gentlemen and good night!!