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THE BEST OF
From
Our March 2018 Edition |
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 ll, it’s
March and that means those McCarty grand brats have their
keesters parked on their couches and are watching
television. Just thinking of those lazy lima beans makes
me more angry than Lou Gordon interviewing the KKK. We had
a lot more fun watching television when I was a kid.
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You
can bet those lazy losers will be sitting on their plush
sectional couches with throw pillows and watching TV. When
I was a kid, I knew where my seat was to watch TV… It
was on the floor! We had one couch for 3 people and that
was for my Mom, my Dad, and one lucky “big guy” to sit
on. I would be laying on the floor while my Dad sat on the
couch smoking Pall Malls, drinking an Altes Beer, and
telling me that I made a “better door than a window.”
Sure, us little guys looked like soldiers crawling into
enemy lines so we wouldn’t block anyone’s view, but we
didn’t care, we loved it!
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And
those technical twits will be using their universal remotes
to control their 96” flat panel TV’s. When I was a kid,
all we had was 18” Magnavox black & white console TV
and our remote control was a pair of vice grips to turn the
channel because the plastic channel knob was broken.
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I
can picture those entertainment eggheads now switching
between their 220 Cable Stations, 3 Video Games, and 100’s
of Pay per Views. When I was a kid, all we had were channels
2, 4, 7, 9, 50, 56,and 62. Sure sometimes my Dad would have
me put a coat hanger and aluminum foil on the rabbit ears
antenna to try to get the Detroit Lions game on Channel 3
from Cleveland, but I didn’t care, I loved it.
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So
you let those slumbering sloths lounge all over their family
rooms at watch whatever they want. As for me, I’m going to
get a black & white TV and watch reruns of Rita Bell’s
Prize Movie. And I’m getting a 3-person couch and I’m
sitting right in the middle of it, because I’m a big guy
now!
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