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Hello Ladies and Gentlemen. This is Bob “Valentine” Hope and I want to tell you it has been a wild and wacky winter.

How about Mike, Rick, Larry, Bob, Kelly, Steve, and Austin going to Vegas for the 15th Annual VBV Weekend. Isn’t that something? I haven’t seen that many family members go down in one night in Vegas since Michael Corleone ordered the Moe Green hit. Isn’t that wild?

And how about Mike McCarty wearing his toupee again? Wasn’t that wild? I have seen anyone lose his wig during craps like that, since the morning Elvis had 10 Peanut Butter and Banana Sandwiches. Isn’t that something?

How about Kelly and Margaret traveling to Niagara Falls? Wasn’t that something? Kelly hasn’t seen flow like that since he peed off the Queen Mary. Isn’t that wild?

How about Jerry McCarty getting 12 straight days of radiation, 2 MRIs, and 2 CT Scans? Is that wild? His doctor told him the only other way to get that many toxins into his system was to spend the weekend at Burning Man with Austin McCarty. Isn’t that something?

How about Karen, Ryan, Missy, John, and Jill and the kids going to Disney’s Magic Kingdom in Florida. Wasn’t that something? And to think they could have driven 1 hour and gone to the real Make Believe Land: “Detroit Tiger Training Camp.” Isn’t that wild? 

How about Kelly and Margaret McCarty going to the Macomb County Sports and Expo Center to look at the new technology? Isn’t that wild? That’s the first time Kelly has seen a tent assembled without a Clothes Line, Clothes Poles, and a Bed Spread. Isn’t that something? 

And how about Wing Lee Restaurant in Sterling Heights, MI being caught with bugs in their Broccoli Chicken? Isn’t that something? I haven’t seen a worse restaurant infestation since last summer when the Three Blind Mice Pub had Cockroaches. Isn’t that wild?

How about Gina and Larry spending their honeymoon in Hawaii? Wasn’t that something? That’s the first time Larry has seen a Double Rainbow since the Nashville Pride Parade. Isn’t that wild?

I hope you all have a great holiday and....

         You can catch more of Bob Hope's Tweets From Heaven on Twitter @bobhopeinheaven

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