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Hello Ladies and Gentlemen. This is Bob "Funny Valentine" Hope, and I wanna tell you, it has been a wild couple months in the McCarty households.

How about Kevin & Stephanie honeymooning in New Zealand? Wasnít that something? Mike McCarty called Kevin a copycat because 33 years ago, he took Karen to Zeeland, Michigan. Isnít that wild?

How about 7 McCarty's on the Trip to Vegas? Wasnít that wild? I havenít seen that many chips lost since the Better Maid factory burnt down. Isnít that something?

And how about Jerry McCarty making it to Vegas in under 3 Hours? Wasnít that something? I havenít seen that much speed in Las Vegas since Elvis played the Sahara. Isnít that wild?

And how about Kelly McCarty shaving his beard for Las Vegas? Wasnít that wild? I having seen anyone lose a beard that quick since Tom Cruise divorced Katie Holmes. Isnít that something?

And did you see the Vegas pictures Mike McCarty took with new flip phone? Wasnít that something? I havenít seen anyone cut that many heads cut off since ISIS. Isnít that wild?

How about Mike McCartyís Toupee falling down on the Craps table? Wasnít that wild? I havenít seen that much hair in a Pit since Martina Navratalovaís underarms. Isnít that something?

And did you hear Mike McCarty tried to bet $5 on a Hard 5? Isnít that something? I havenít seen people laugh that much at a Hard 5 since Justin Bieberís sexted Selena Gomez. Isnít that wild?

And how about that Austin McCarty playing Beer Pong at OíShea's Bar in Las Vegas. Wasnít that wild? I havenít seen that many white balls in cups at OíSheaís since Mike McCartyís Hockey practice at O'Shea Ice Arena. Isnít that something?

Good Night Ladies & Gentlemen!


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