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Hello Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Bob "Ho Ho" Hope, and I want to tell you, it's been a wild month at the McCarty Metro...

How about Kevin and Stephanie McCarty expecting their first baby? Isn’t that something? Grandpa Rick hasn’t been this nervous about labor since he got a job as a stock boy at the Miracle Mart. Isn’t that something? 

How about Detroit getting hit with a Thanksgiving Snowfall? Wasn’t that wild? I haven’t seen that big of a snow job in that city since Kwame Kirkpatrick? Isn’t that wild?

How about Gina and Larry doing recon work for a Hotel for the Vegas Baby Vegas trip? Isn’t that something? They hadn’t seen anything that run-down, worn out, and dilapidated since the Olivia Newton John Show. Isn’t that something?

How about Olivia McCarty celebrating her 2nd Birthday at Chuck E. Cheese? Wasn’t that wild? I haven’t seen such a pile of worthless tickets since I bought Detroit Lions Playoff tickets. Isn’t that something? 

How about Mike McCarty recording a song about all of his fake sicknesses for the Grand Rapids Teaching Hospital. Isn’t that wild? I haven’t seen people get that sick of a song since, Blurred Lines. Isn’t that something?

How about Megan McCarty competing for the Oxford High School Swim Team. Isn’t that something? I haven’t seen that many Wet Cougars since Cosmopolitan Night after the Port Huron to Mackinac Race. Isn’t that wild?

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