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METRO QUIK PUZZLES

METRO TRIVIA

1. Say What You See
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2. Say What You See

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3. You are on your way home after Thanksgiving with the family. You fill the gas tank of your nice new small car, which holds l0 gallons and gives you 25 miles to the gallon. That should get you home easily, as home is 220 miles away. Unfortunately, about 20 miles from home, the car stops, and you discover the tank is dry--obviously a leak, because you can see drops dripping. How many gallons of gasoline have you lost? Answer

4. The world's largest turkey was on display at a fair. Everyone was admiring it when suddenly a woman ran up and shot the turkey and left. Everyone knew her yet nobody made any attempts to stop or report her. Why? Answer

Q. What unusual distinction is shared by all these toys? Play-Doh, rubber balloons, Silly Putty, Slinky, Spirograph, and Super Balls.

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LAST MONTH'S RESULTS

The world's densest country and its least population-dense country have names that begin with the same three letters. What are the two nations?

Mongolia & Monaco!
Congrats to: Scholl and P Smurf

DID YOU KNOW... In Monaco, every citizen has enjoyed a tax-free lifestyle since the 1870s. For decades, Monaco lived off solely on its casinos. At present, Monaco’s current efforts to diversify its economy have made tourism its number one source of income and casino profits only at 5%. The citizens of Monaco are not allowed to gamble, nor even visit the casinos.

METRO CAPTION CONTEST
Give us a great caption for this photo
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LAST MONTH'S CAPTIONS

You run to Mrs. Hicks tree, then turn and I will throw you the pass.
That's where I lost my tooth!
You're pregnant?!?!?
You will sell me your hat for 5 dollars.
Excuse me phychic, but your freaking me out lady!
I can conjure the spirits, and they are telling me that this is a hand.
No, ma'am, you take a left at housewares to get to lingerie.

METRO SECRET CELEBRITY
Can you name this months' secret celebrity?

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LAST MONTH ANSWER .

ELVIRA. MISTRESS OF THE DARK
Congrations To: Eric Swan, Scholl, and Mike M

QUOTE OF THE MONTH - THANKSGIVING

Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often. -Johnny Carson

THIS MONTH'S QUESTION

LAST MONTH'S RESULT

THANKSGIVING DELIGHT?

Besides the turkey, what is your favorite food to eat at your Thanksgiving Day dinner?

HALLOWEEN COSTUMES
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Are you dressing up for Halloween this year?
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By a 3-1 margin, the overwhelming answer was...

YES

THANKSGIVING GREETINGS?
Don't listen to turkeys.

WHAT THE H-E-DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS IS THAT???
Can You Guess What This Is?
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LAST MONTH'S ANSWER

A CLOSEUP OF A MAGGOT
No one recognized the maggot. Maybe that's a good thing

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THIS MONTH'S METRO WRITERS & SUBMITTERS

Remember... All of our material is submitted from our readers. If you have an article or other submission, send it via email to submit@mccartymetro.com.

Editors: Kelly & Margaret McCarty

Writers & Submitters: Rick Farmiloe, Kelli Maroney, Jerry McCarty, Kelly McCarty, Margaret McCarty, Mike McCarty, Steve McCarty, Todd Rammler

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