Hello Ladies and Gentleman. This is Bob "Summertime" Hope here, and I wanna tell you, that it has been a wild and wacky summer, but I’m now looking forward to the fall. 

How about Jill and Jon’s Wedding Reception being flooded? Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen a wedding reception under water since Ariel married Prince Eric. Isn’t that wild?

And how about Jerry McCarty doing a Sylvester Stallone impersonation during Mike’s Toast? Wasn’t that wild? I haven’t heard a more unlifelike, boring, and dry Stallone since Expendables 2. Isn’t that something?

How about that McCarty Metro 72 Film Contest? Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen so many short pieces of crap since Peter Dinklage ate Mexican Food. Isn’t that wild?

How about Larry & Gina getting the front of the line pass for Universal Studio Tour in California? Wasn’t that wild? I have seen anyone that anxious to see weathered, discarded, Hollywood Relics since Jerry McCarty hung out with Sean Young at the Oscars. Isn’t that something?

How about Austin McCarty running in “The Tough Mudder Extreme ½ Marathon”? Isn’t that something? I haven’t seen a McCarty run while jumping fences, having things thrown at them, and getting electrocuted since Kelly McCarty snuck into the Coal Field. Isn’t that wild?

How about the Cockroaches singing together at Brad & Valerie's party marking the 30th Anniversary of "The Cockroach Party". Wasn’t that wild? I haven’t heard anything sound that bad on a patio since Gilbert Gottfried stepped on his cat. Isn’t that something?

Good Night Ladies & Gentlemen!

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