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What did the glue say to the teacher? Answer

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What flies around the kindergarten room at night? Answer

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What is a math teacher's favourite dessert? Answer

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FUN OUTDOOR GAMES

BUTTON, BUTTON! WHO'S GOT THE BUTTON?

Played inside or outside, the group sits or stands in a circle and holds their hands together in front of them. One person takes the button and goes around the circle, pretending to put the button in someone else’s hands. They actually deposit the button in one person’s hands, but then continue the rest of the way around the circle, pretending to put it in everyone else’s hands. Then going around the circle, each player tries to guess who has the button now. Before each person’s guess, the group asks together, “Button, button, who’s got the button?” Then the player can state their guess. Once the player with the button is finally guessed, that person distributes the button during the next round. Because a button is used in this game, be sure that all the kids playing are old enough so as to not choke on the button. In another version of this game (and the one that I am more familiar with), one child stands in the middle of the circle, and the button gets passed around the backs of the rest of the group. Those without the button pretend to pass it. When the passing stops, the player in the middle has to guess as to who actually has the button. The only equipment you need for this game is a button.

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METRO BOGGLE
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KIDZ QUIZ: NOTE to TONE
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Like the 2 words above, NOTE & TONE, we see that the same letters can often be rearranged to make another word. Rearrange the letters in the first clue to make a word that fits the second.
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(1st) HOOTING BIRDS
(2nd) NOT FAST
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(1st) COMPASS DIRECTION
(2nd) VEGETABLE AND MEAT MEAL
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(1st) HALT
(2nd) YOU COOK IN THESE
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(1st) A SHORT LETTER
(2nd) MUSICAL NOTE
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YOUR NAME:

Last Month's Winners Were... Jenna, Molly, John, David, Julie

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AUNTIE MARGARET'S CRAFT CORNER - COLORED CARNATIONS

WHAT YOU NEED...

Up to 24 hours of time
White carnations (1 is enough, but you can get a few and do different colors)
flower vase(s)
food coloring
water


WHAT TO DO...

Fill vase 1/4 full of water. Add a fair amount of food coloring (10 to 20 drops) or more if your vases are large. Put a flower in each vase and let it sit for a day. Just like you would for any cut flower, have an adult trim the stem at an angle before placing it in the vase. Check back every few hours to see how it's working.

WHAT HAPPENS? 

Most plants "drink" water from the ground through their roots. The water travels up the stem of the plant into the leaves and flowers. The plant uses the water to make food. When a flower is cut, it no longer has it's roots. But the stem of the flower still "drinks" up the water and provides it to the leaves and flowers. Also note that red and blue food coloring usually works the fastest.

AUNTIE MARGARET SEZ... GIVE SOME COLORFUL FLOWERS TO MOM THIS ON MOTHERS DAY!

METRO FLASH GAME OF THE MONTH
In honor of spring... This month's game is called RECOIL. Simply, press enter and use your arrows on your keyboard to get the spring out

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