This is Bob “Begorah”
Hope and I wanna tell you Ladies and Gentlemen, it has been a wild and
wacky month.
Did you see that
Eminem Chrysler Commercial during the Super Bowl?Wasn’t that wild?I haven’t seen Detroit that excited about a commercial
since Uncle Robinson had 50% off Waterbeds.Isn’t that something?
And did you see Bob
Dylan on the Grammy Award’s Show.Wasn’t that something?I haven’t seen an old dude look that confused on stage,
since Mike McCarty did his one-man show at the Bethel Lutheran
Church.Isn’t that
wild?
How about that that
Dan McCarty Texas Hold’em Tournament for Lupus?Wasn’t that something?Kelly McCarty said he hadn’t seen a losing hand like that
since Bob Dole used his as a penholder in 1996.Isn’t that wild?
And
how bout Chuck Pottenger wanting people to wear name tags. Isn't
that something? I haven't seen a McCarty wear anything on their
shirts since DJ reworded Jerry's St. Patrick's day shamrock from
Kiss Me I'm Irish to Kick Me I'm Irish.
And I hear that
Wally Jankowski is planning on trimming the trees at Mom McCarty’s
House.Isn’t that
wild?I haven’t seen
someone so anxious to cut-off limbs since Zsa Zsa Gabor’s doctor.Isn’t that something?
And how about
Wally getting admitted to the hospital for a heart attack symptoms.Wasn’t that wild?The
doctors said that hadn’t seen anyone with chest pains that severe since
Pam Anderson skipped rope.Isn’t
that something?
How about
that Anderson Cooper being hit with rocks in Egypt?Wasn’t that something?I
haven’t seen anyone get stoned like that since Larry McCarty drank
EverClear in Vegas.Isn’t that
wild? I mean, I haven't seen that much blatant violence since the McCartys
played their last Dark Game in their Sussex basement.
Good
night Ladies & Gentlemen and have a great St. Patrick's Day
