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Visit Plimoth Plantation this fall for a look into the 1600's
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Listen to recent podcasts
coming from Rick's Martini Bar
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The award winning
Jerry's World
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Bob Hope has his Thanksgiving Special from beyond
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SAY
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100mph
sausages
90mph bananas
110mph peanuts
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I can slash
but have no knife, I can dash but have no legs, I can
pound but have no hammer, I can star but have no stage.What am I?
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in Valencia. The owner has devised his own method of
pricing items. A vest costs $20, socks cost $25, a tie
costs $15 and a blouse costs $30. Using the method, how
much does underwear cost? Answer
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Hubbard, went to the cupboard, to get her poor dog a bone.
When she got there, the cupboard was bare, and so Old
Mother Hubbard cried out OICURMT! Can you figure out
the meaning of that strange exclamation? Answer
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Q. From
the world of movies, who has the highest grossing box
office of any current or former Saturday Night Live cast
member?
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LAST MONTH'S
RESULTS
Q. On 'The Jetsons' cartoon, how old was Jane Jetson when
she gave birth to Judy?
18
(on the show, Jane is 33
and Judy is 15)
Sorry!
No one got it correct
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DID YOU
KNOW: Among the first "Germans" captured at Normandy
in WWII were several Koreans. They had been forced to fight for the Japanese until they were
captured by the Russians and forced to fight for the Russian Army until they were captured by the Germans and forced to fight for the Germans until they were captured by the US Army.
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METRO
CAPTION CONTEST
Submit an
interesting or
funny caption for this pictureLast Month's Captions
Are you sure they can't tell if I'm wearing
Depends?
"To
the Bat keg!"
Ro
... Ro ... (hic) ... Robin, how much longer you gonna be on the
Wayne mansion can?
Ahhhh...
You noticed my mustache Boy Wonder!
BIFFF
BOOOM POW.... That's a good beer.
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METRO
SECRET CELEBRITY
Who
Are This Month's Secret Celebrities?
Last
Month's Celebrity Results
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Lisa Loring and
Ken Weatherwax
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The are best
known for their roles as
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Wednesday & Pugsley
Addams
FROM THE ADDAMS FAMILY TV
SHOW
Congratulations
to: NO ONE GOT THEM CORRECT
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I
celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way.
I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my
house, we had an enormous feast, and then I
killed them and took their land. |
Jon Stewart
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Eddie in
Dallas calls his son in New York just before
Thanksgiving and tells him, 'I am sorry to tell you but
your mother and I are going to divorcing. I just
cannot take any more of her moaning. We can't
stand the sight of each other any more.' I am
telling first, Eddie, because you are the eldest, please
tell your sister.
When
Eddie calls his sister Julie, she says: 'No way are they
getting divorced, I will go over and see them for
Thanksgiving.' Julie
phones here parents and tells them both 'You must NOT
get divorced. Promise you won't do anything until I get
over there. I'm calling Eddie, and we'll both be
there with you tomorrow. Until then, don't take
any action, please listen to me', and hangs up. The
father puts down the phone and turns to his wife and
says. 'Good news' he says, 'Eddie and Julie are coming
for Thanksgiving and they are both paying their own
way.'
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