How about that Kelly McCarty losing all of his money on one hand of Poker at the Dan McCarty Texas Hold’em Tournament? Wasn’t that wild? I haven’t seen Kelly lose that much on a flush since he threw up in the bathroom at Mortons. Isn’t that something? And how about that Lindsey Vonn winning 2 medals in skiing in the Olympics. I haven’t see anyone go downhill that fast since Tiger Woods strippers started talking. And did you see that guy from Georgia who crashed and died on the luge track? Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen anything that ugly in Canada since Rush quit touring. Isn’t that wild? And how about that Apolo Ohno coming in 3rd Place in the Men’s Short Track? Wasn’t that wild? I haven’t seen anyone get that excited over a bronze since Jerry McCarty bought a case of Sudden Tan. Isn’t that something? And did you see the guy from Italy drop the girl in the ice dancing competition? Wasn’t that wild? I haven’t seen that bad of a pickup since Jerry & Kelly used to hang out at the Moravian Lounge. Isn’t that something?
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