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MC-EASTER QUIZ

Hopefully, all McCarty grandbrats, as well as the just plain original brother brats, who visited Ma McCarty's house over Easter knew the traditional rituals for Easter there. But, for those who didn't make it, or for those who need a refresher for next year, here's a short quiz. Check out the answers at the bottom.

1. When you can't find where your Easter basket is hidden, you should first:

A. Shrug your shoulders and take the Sports section to the bathroom.
B. Whine and cry.
C. Claim somebody else's basket as yours.
D. Go the refrigerator and get a pop, drink it till it's half full, then leave it someplace.
E. Look for plastic eggs, instead.

2. When you find plastic eggs, open them and discover you only got a nickel and a few jellybeans while another grandbrat got $48.50 and a movie pass, you should first:

A. Congratulate the other lad/lass on his/her lucky find.
B. Take the other lad's/lass/s lucky find away from him/her.
C. Whine and cry.
D. Complain to parents who tell you to tell Grandma.
E. Return to looking for your Easter basket, instead.

3. When dying Easter eggs and somebody makes fun of your egg, you should first:

A. Graciously laugh along with the joke.
B. Shake more swirling dye into the water and dip, dip, dip again.
C. Boast to a fellow grandbrat about the time you drank the whole bowl and dyed the inside of your stomach purple.
D. Whine and cry.

ANSWERS: 1. B; 2. C; 3. D

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