| 10 | Waterloo by Jerry (Jerry swears by it) |
| 9 | Any Neil Diamond song by The McCartys (ahhh) |
| 8 | Any Jim Gold Song by The McCartys (ok, so he only had one hit, "It's So Nice To Be With You .... sweet darlin") |
| 7 | Any Elvis Costello Song by Steve and Jerry (Steve also cusses by it) |
| 6 | Hound Dog by Larry "The King" McCarty (since they don't have Rock a Hula) |
| 5 | Little Red Riding Hood by Mike (Who's that I see walkin' it these woods? Why, it's Mac with Mr. Microphone!) |
| 4 | Shaft by Dennis McCarty (That Shaft is a bad moth.. SHUT YOUR MOUTH) |
| 3 | Billy, Don't Be A Hero by Jerry (Who just marches to the song) |
| 2 | Stairway To Heaven by Stairway (As long as Stairway dedicates the song to the McCartys) |
| 1 | The Night Chicago Died by Brad Savage (Daddy was a cop) |