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A man pushes his car to a hotel and tells the owner he’s bankrupt. Why? Answer
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3.
In 1990, a person is 15 years old. In 1995, that same person is 10 years old. How can this be? Answer
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4.
My butcher is a 6 foot tall, 50 year old male, wears size 12 shoes, and is 5 pounds
overweight. Knowing this, what does he
weigh?
Answer
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5.
The person who makes it has no need for it. The person who purchases it does not use it. The person who
uses it cannot see or feel it. What is it?
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METRO
CAPTION CONTEST
Give us a great or funny caption
for this photo
LAST MONTH'S
SUBMITTED CAPTIONS
 Sure looks fishy to me! -Elias
That Atlantic Cod Dinner at Culver's is not only expensive, it's big! -Lake
That fish will be telling stories about the one that got away! -Lake
This was as close to a Mermaid as I could get! -Donna
Rick, get your bass out of the lake! -Gene
Hemingway won a Pulitzer
for this story and all I got was a Tigers hat! -Jeff
"You
should have seen the one that got away", said the
fish -Rick
Wow! This Fish Bait Really Works! -Beverly
That boy should fry up nicely. -Larry
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METRO EDITOR
WORDS
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So-So
From Yogi Bear / Peter Potumus cartoons
Sorry.
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WHO
THE HECK IS THAT?
Name the actress
or character she is famous for |
WHAT
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WHERE
THE HECK IS THAT?
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Dana, SteveO |
Congrats: SteveO, Gene, Dana, Rick,
Lake |
Congrats:Steve, Mike, Gene, Scholl, Rick,
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Last
Month's Poll Results - What
are the best TV theme songs of all time?
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TV show with the most votes was
"Cheers"
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All
shows receiving votes...
All in the Family, Andy Griffith Show, Batman, Bonanza, Brady Bunch, Cheers, Friends, Gilligan's Island, Green Acres, Hawaii Five O, Laverne and Shirley, MASH, Mickey Mouse Club, Mission Impossible, Monday Night Football, Rockford Files, Secret Agent Man, Seinfeld, The Addams Family, The Office, The Waltons, Theme from Summer Place, Twilight Zone
Thanks
to our voters... Jeff, Donna, Brian, Mike, Brad, Gene, Scholl, Dantzer, Brad, Kitty,
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One of the best Christmas
commercials ever!
| A Little
Hanky Panky
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Back To The
Drawing Board
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| Fresh, Pure,
and Delicious
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Being
Realistic
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Visit Your Family On Thanksgiving?
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When The Cats
Are Home...
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Templates
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Getting A
Side Job
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| Stay Away
From Long Term Investments
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Tips Are
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OUR READERS ARE ALSO OUR WRITERS & CONTRIBUTORS!
I
encourage everyone to send in an article or other submission to keep the Metro fresh and strong each month.
You can submit on any link in this issue, or send an email to
mccartymetro@gmail.com
and you will see your name as a contributor to the McCarty
Metro in an upcoming issue.
Editors: Kelly
& Margaret McCarty
Writers &
Contributors:
Amanda McCarty, Brian McCarty, Gina McCarty, Kathlene
McCarty, Kelly McCarty,
Kristen McCarty, Larry McCarty, Margaret McCarty, Mike
McCarty, Rick McCarty, Steve McCarty, Donna Potter, Ann Marie Russo, Beverly Rzepka,
Marianne Rzepka, Gene Skladnowski |
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