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We
are pleased to announce our summer
McCarty Metro Film Project. The event is
taking place from July 1 - July 31, and
is open to everyone. Invite your family
and friends. We are looking for people
get an idea of a film in accordance with
the rules posted on our Film
Project Page,
then write, act, direct and produce a
short 4 minute or less movie and submit
it to us here at the McCarty Metro.
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Our
16th annual McCarty Metro NFL Pigskin
Pickem Challenge will begin in our next
edition. It is a competition to see who
can pick the most NFL winners throughout
the regular season, on into the
playoffs, culminating with the Super
Bowl. No confusing point spreads, just
pick the winners straight up. Feel free
to sign
up to get your updates
on when the week 1 picks will be
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I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I? Answer
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What belongs to you, but other people use it more than you? Answer
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What begins with T, ends with T, and has T in it?
Answer
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5. What is always in front of you, but you cannot see it?
Answer
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If you wrote all the numbers from 1-100, how many 9's would you have
written? Answer
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METRO
CAPTION CONTEST
Give us a great or funny caption
for this photo
LAST MONTH'S
SUBMITTED CAPTIONS
 Females hate it when guys leave the saddle up. -Mike
WHAT THE HELL? -Kitty
This makes hugging the porcelain god a bit more difficult. Larry
"Ride 'em Cowboy!" -Donna
Hi-Yo Porcelain! Away! -Evan
I've got to piss like a race horse! -Rick
Lets mount up and drop a load! -Elias
Visiting Columbus! -Jeff
Wonder if this comes in a monkey variant? -Larz to Reefer
Found at the Frederik Meijer estate.... no penny needed! -Brian
Ride 'em poo-ny! -Lake
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METRO EDITOR
WORDS
OF WISDOM
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LAST
MONTH'S ANSWER
Comic
Strip "Hi & Lois"
Congrats: Kathy,
Elias, Lake |
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THE HECK IS THAT? |
WHAT
THE HECK IS THAT? |
WHERE
THE HECK IS THAT? |
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LAST
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Old
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High Point, North Carolina |
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Congrats: Lake |
Congrats: Rick,
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Last
Month's Poll Results
What
will not go on your burger?
All
the items to the left did receive
votes for what should not be on a
burger. The top vote getter was
cucumber, followed closely by egg
and ketchup.
Here
are the top vote getters in order
of number of votes: Cucumber, Egg, Ketchup, Mayo, Mustard, Bacon, Tomato, Onion, Cheese
Thank
you: Margaret, Kelly, Mike M, Mike W, Lance, Kitty, Rick, Donna, Carolyn, Jeff, Elias, Steve, Maureen, Lake, Scholl
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A look back at the
infamous 4th of July pie eating contest featuring coach DJ
shouting encouragement
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Patriots
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Making An
Iconic Flag
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Tradition?
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Let's Get A
Pet-tition
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| Breaking Out
The Swim Wear
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Summer Time
Friends
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Summer Is Too
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OUR READERS ARE ALSO OUR WRITERS & CONTRIBUTORS!
I
encourage everyone to send in an article or other submission to keep the Metro fresh and strong each month.
You can submit on any link in this issue, or send an email to
mccartymetro@gmail.com
and you will see your name as a contributor to the McCarty
Metro in an upcoming issue.
Editors: Kelly
& Margaret McCarty
Writers &
Contributors: Elias Chapa, Gina McCarty, Kelly McCarty, Larry
McCarty, Margaret McCarty, Mike
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