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A man pushes his car to a hotel and tells the owner he’s bankrupt. Why? Answer
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Forrest left home running. He ran for a while and turned left, ran the same distance and turned left again, and then ran the same distance and turned left again. When he got home, there were two masked men. Who were they? Answer
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A sundial has the fewest moving parts of any timepiece. Which has the most?
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If I am holding a bee, what do I have in my eye?
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METRO
CAPTION CONTEST
Give us a great or funny caption
for this photo
LAST MONTH'S
SUBMITTED CAPTIONS
 That bike really takes off! -Larry
My first attempt without training wheels or a seat. -Mike
... and that's how he got the nickname, "Hot Dick" -Lake
Salt Flats bad ass! -Ben
Desperately Seeking Cool-Air -Donna
Wait until his schwanz gets into the spokes ... you won't believe the sound it makes. -Lake
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METRO EDITOR
WORDS
OF WISDOM
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Can
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LAST
MONTH'S ANSWER
Inspector Willoughby
Sorry...
No one got it correct! |
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WHO
THE HECK IS THAT?
It wasn't full...
yet? |
WHAT
THE HECK IS THAT?
Not really heavy? |
WHERE
THE HECK IS THAT?
Home to a famous
globe? |
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Last
Month's Poll Results
WHAT
ARE YOUR CHOICE OF
FOOD(S)
TO EAT THIS 4TH OF JULY
Grilled hot dog, slightly burnt with mustard and relish
Hot dog, mustard and relish apple pie.
Hot Dogs Baked Beans Potato Salad and 4/5 desserts.
Hamburgers.
Brats and burgers.
Steak and corn on the cob. |
YOUR
4TH OF JULY MEMORIES
Just family cook outs.
My daughter was born on the 4th of July.
Fire works at Steve's.
Floating in the pool.
Tug of war at Grandma jeans with the neighbors! They would cheat with butter or other slippery material on the ground.
It was fun!
Hot dogs off Dad's grill. |
THANK
YOU...
Kitty
Gwenda
Ben
Lake
Austin
Mike |
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Find cool haunted houses in your area from https://www.hauntworld.com
to get your haunt on this Halloween season. Click your
state.
A look back at the
Tennessee Horror House?
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Scam?
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1, 2, 3, 4,
5, 6, 7...
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Education
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Embarrassing!
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Moms!
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Late Night
Snacking
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Media
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A Near Death
Experience
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OUR READERS ARE ALSO OUR WRITERS & CONTRIBUTORS!
I
encourage everyone to send in an article or other submission to keep the Metro fresh and strong each month.
You can submit on any link in this issue, or send an email to
mccartymetro@gmail.com
and you will see your name as a contributor to the McCarty
Metro in an upcoming issue.
Editors: Kelly
& Margaret McCarty
Writers &
Contributors: Elias Chapa, Kitty Gereg, Gina McCarty,
Kelly McCarty,
Larry McCarty, Margaret McCarty, Mike
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