Hello Ladies and Gentlemen. This is Bob "Halloween" Hope, and I wanna tell you, September was a wild and wacky month with the McCartys.

How about Jerry McCarty getting blood transfusions every week. Isn’t that wild? I haven’t seen anyone get that many pints since Kelly McCarty went to a Guiness Drinking Contest at the Shamrock. Isn’t that something?

How about Evan McCarty starting classes at the Gemological Institute of America? Isn’t that something? I haven’t seen anyone practice on that many diamonds since Jim Murray played for the Clinton Pilots in Iowa. Isn’t that wild?

How about Dana McCarty hitting the bars in Chicago with Kathlene. Wasn’t that wild? I haven’t seen a mother and daughter put that much away since Judy Garland and Liza Minnelli. Isn’t that something?

How about Dana also seeing Jane Goodall at the LA Zoo. Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen anyone that into apes since Roddy McDowall. Isn’t that wild?

How about Larry and Gina going to Holland Michigan? Wasn’t that wild? Larry hasn’t seen that many wooden shoes since Picway’s failed attempt to market a “Pinnochio Line” of shoes. Isn’t that something?

How about Gene Skladnowski visiting with cousin Kelly McCarty in Michigan. Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen two cousins enjoy being together that much since Jerry Lee Lewis’s honeymoon. Isn’t that wild?

How about Larry and Kelly going to the Henry Ford II 40 Year Reunion? Wasn’t that wild? They haven’t had that much fun in High School since they went to one of Brett Kavanaugh’s high school parties. Isn’t that something?

How about Karen and Mike going to Art Prize in Grand Rapids? Wasn’t that something? Mike received Honorable Mention again for his Painting Series on Popeye meets Fred Flintstone. Isn’t that wild?

Thank you! I hope you all have a great October and November.... and...

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