Hello Ladies and Gentlemen. This is Bob “Trick or Treat” Hope and I want to tell you Ladies and Gentlemen it has been a wild and wacky Fall around the McCarty’s.

How about Amanda McCarty winning a weight lifting competition. Isn’t that wild? I haven’t seen a McCarty so good with dumbbells since Mike McCarty took wood shop with the Special B’s. Isn’t that something?

How about the Megan McCarty being co-captain on the Stony Creek Swim Team. Isn’t that something? I haven’t seen anyone from Michigan in that much deep water since Kwame Kilpatrick. Isn’t that wild?

And how Dana McCarty working for will.i.am? Isn’t that wild? I have seen a McCarty work for a rapper since Larry McCarty was the assistant to the Gift Wrapping guy at Grants Department Store. Isn’t that something?

And how about that Kathlene McCarty making 56 gift baskets for a fundraiser? Isn’t that something? I haven’t seen anyone make that many baskets in Los Angeles since Kobe Bryant’s retirement game. Isn’t that wild?

How about Michael and Karen going to Ireland. Wasn't that wild? Mike hadn’t enjoyed Guinness that much since he saw the picture of the World’s 2 Fattest Twins on Mini Bikes. Isn’t that something?

How about Gina and Larry’s wedding? Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen a Tennessee couple photographed that much since Dolly Parton’s boobs. Isn’t that wild?

How about Jerry McCarty giving a “Jerry’s World Toast” at Gina and Larry’s Wedding. Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen anybody ruin a night in a theater like that since John Wilkes Booth. Isn’t that wild?

And did you hear Gina and Larry are going to Hawaii on their Honeymoon? Isn’t that wild? I haven’t seen a couple that will be so out of place on an island since Thurston and Lovey Howell. Isn’t that something?

I hope you have a Happy Halloween, and ...

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