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It was an exciting football game. It was also an unusual one. The score was seven to two. At the same time, not one man had managed to cross the goal line. But the game was played according to the rules. How is this possible?
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4. There is a marvelous invention which makes it possible for people to see through brick walls. What is it?
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5. A word I know, Six letters it contains, Subtract just one, And twelve is what remains.
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6. What is put on a table, cut, but never eaten?
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METRO
CAPTION CONTEST
Give us a great or funny caption
for this photo
LAST MONTH'S
SUBMITTED CAPTIONS
 I know you, you used to work at All-American Burger
The
cast for Fast & Furious 8
Then
I said El Chapo, I didn't even el know her
Forget Penn
and Obama... It should Be Tabo, Jabo, and Chapo
Let's all
go to Mr. Hand's class hand have some pizza!
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MIKE MCCARTY'S... WORDS OF
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MCCARTY METRO VIDEO OF THE MONTH
Soccer Fans... North Carolina
Fans.... I don't care who you are. This is funny!
MARGARET
HASN'T NOTICED YET
Playing with the
Easter decorations...
HOW MUCH BETTER IS A
SMILE
A McCarty Metro
photographer took pictures of people before and after
she called them beautiful...
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WHAT THE
HECK IS THAT???
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this eye belongs to?
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IS
THIS THRILLING OR NOT?!?! The population of
the United States is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work. Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government, leaving 19 million to do the work. 2.8 million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 16.2 million work. Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State and City Governments and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work. At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving 1,212,000 to do the work. Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me..... And you’re sitting at your computer, reading
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The success
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encourage everyone to send an article or any other type of
submission to keep the Metro fresh and strong each month.
You can submit on any link in this issue, or send an email to
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Editors: Kelly
& Margaret McCarty
Writers & Submitters:
Rick Farmiloe, Kelli
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