Hello Ladies and Gentlemen. This is Bob “May Day” Hope and I want to tell you Ladies and Gentlemen and the McCartys have had a wild and wacky spring.

And how about Kelly, Margaret, Brad, Valerie, and Olivia seeing a Leopard at the Detroit Zoo. Isn’t that something? They haven’t seen that many spots since Morgan Freeman’s face. Isn’t that wild?

And, how about Mike, Kelly, Jerry, Steve, Margaret and Bob Balch playing guitar and singing at Andiamo’s Restaurant? Wasn’t that wild? I haven’t seen anything that bad at an Italian restaurant since Michael Corleone wacked 3 guys. Isn’t that something?

Did you hear Ryan McCarty took his family to Tampa on Spring Break? Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen a teacher have that much of a blast in Florida since Christa McAuliffe. Isn’t that wild?

And how about Larry McCarty going to Las Vegas to do some Recon work for VBV 2016. Wasn’t that wild? I haven’t seen anyone spend that much time playing “Let it Ride” since Bachman Turner Overdrive. Isn’t that something?

And did you hear Larry won some money at the Roulette Wheel? Isn’t that something? I haven’t seen a white guy make so much money playing black since Justin Bieber. Isn’t that wild? 

How about that Steve McCarty taking Jenna to “Bring Your Kid to Work” day at UHY? Wasn’t that wild? I haven’t seen anyone have a worse day with their father since Marvin Gaye. Isn’t that something?

Good Night and Thank You Ladies & Gentlemen!

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