Hello! This Bob Springtime Hope, and I wanna tell you, it's been a wild couple months in and around the McCarty households.

How about it taking Jerry McCarty 24 Hours to get home from Japan? Wasn’t that wild? I haven’t seen a McCarty take that long to get home since Mike McCarty walked home from Oshea Hockeyland after getting hit in the head with a puck. Isn’t that something?

And how about that Bob & Carl playing guitar on TV the “D” Show? Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen that kind of picking on the screen since Spaulding in Caddyshack. Isn’t that wild?

But Bob & Carl did get emotional. Wasn’t that something? I haven’t see that much feeling on WDIV since Mort Crim goosed Carmen Harlen. Isn’t that wild?

And how about Bob Balch trying to talk about his bar appearances? Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen that many shameless plugs since Kevin Spacey’s hair. Isn’t that wild?

And how Dana McCarty looking forward to dancing at the Senior Prom with her boyfriend? Isn’t that wild? I haven’t seen anyone expecting more moves from Seniors since “Chili Cookoff Night” at Shelby Crossings Nursing home? Isn’t that something?

And how about Austin McCarty needing shots after meeting up with dog. Wasn’t that something? That hasn’t happened to Austin since he was at the Hof Brau and an ugly chick bought him Jaegermeister. Isn’t that wild?

How about that Megan McCarty getting her Varsity Letter in Swimming? Wasn't that something? I have seen anyone more famous for strokes since Kirk Douglas. Isn't that wild?

Good night Ladies and Gentlemen

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