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Hello! This Bob "Let's March To Spring" Hope, and I wanna tell you, it's been a Wild and Wacky 2014 so far.

How about that Open Bar at the DMGC Poker Tournament? Wasnít that wild? I havenít seen that may stewed people without money since they closed the Dinty Moore Factory? Isnít that something?

And how about the DMGC providing free drinks with gambling? Wasnít that something? I havenít heard of a worse idea for a disaster since they allowed smoking on the Hindenberg. Isnít that wild?

And how about all those Accountant chicks going after Austin McCarty at the Poker Tournament? Wasnít that something? I havenít seen that many hot accountants since the Air Conditioner was on the fritz at H&R Block. Isnít that wild?

And how bout it taking Kelly & Margaret a day and a half to get from Michigan to Oregon? Isn't that something? Kelly's says he hasn't waited through anything that excruciatingly long since watching the LC Production of "Those Darn McCartys"

And how about that Megan McCarty getting her Varsity Jacket for swimming? Wasnít that wild? Even though she has been swimming for years, she still has taken less strokes than her dad Steve took at Dunham Hills last year. Isnít that something?

And how about Kelly and Jerry McCarty singing Karaoke to a Jim Croce song at the Packard Bar. Wasnít that something? I have heard a more nasally Operator since Lily Tomlin on Laugh-In. Isnít that wild?

And how about that Amanda McCarty doing the Polar Bar Plunge into Lake St. Clair. Wasnít that wild? I havenít seen anyone shaking that much since Michael J. Fox was twerking. Isnít that something?

Good night Ladies and Gentlemen and have a Happy March!!

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