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PUZZLES |
METRO TRIVIA |
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Say
what you see
STEP
PETS
PETS
Answer
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2.
Say
what you see
HOROBOD
Answer |
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3.
"We were
born on the same day of the same
year," said Mary. "and we
have the same mom and dad,"
said Jill. "but we're not
twins," said Mary. How can this be? Answer
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4.
Which
is more, seconds in 100 hours or inches in
100 yards? Answer
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5.
Complete
the series by adding the next number:
0,0,1,2,2,4,3,6,4,? Answer
.
6.
You
have two pencils, a good one and a cheap
one. The good one costs $1.00 more than
the cheap one. You spend $1.10 for both.
How much did the cheap one cost? Answer
.
7. In
a barn there are men and horses. In all,
there are 22 heads and 72 feet. How many
men and how many horses are in the barn? Answer
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LAST
MONTH'S RESULTS
George Harrison and Madonna both wrote memorable
lyrics about "living" where, a
location where the Police also set a hit
song?
A
MATERIAL WORLD
Congrats to: Jerry |
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DID YOU
KNOW... that
Eric Swan of the Cockroaches can play 25 different
instruments, but George Harrison could play 26. He played
guitar, sitar, 4-string guitar, bass guitar, arp bass,
violin, tamboura, dobro, swordmandel, tabla, organ, piano,
moog synthesizer, harmonica, autoharp, glockenspiel,
vibraphone, xylophone, claves, African drum, conga drum,
tympani, ukulele, mandolin, marimba, and Jal-Tarang
(whatever that is).
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METRO
CAPTION CONTEST
Give us a great caption
for this photo
LAST MONTH'S CAPTIONS
 The Special Olympics World Series of Poker
I thought Elvis left the building.
Hay!!!
How YOU DOIN????
Viva Las Dorkos
Sha-Na-Na: The Later Years
I
see some chaffed nipples in these gentlemen's future
Ahhh,
I see they shop at Ann Taylor.
Nice blouses
Vegas
... lock up your women
Apparently
they all have a small stack of chips ... if you know what I
mean
The
Village People????
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METRO SECRET
CELEBRITY
Who is this month's
secret celebrity?
LAST MONTH'S CELEB
GOLDIE
HAWN
Congrats to...Steve O, Jerry, Gina, Ryan, Missy, Kitty, Lance, Eric
| CELEBRITY
QUOTE OF THE MONTH
Don't confuse
[Father's Day] with Valentine's Day, and
here's why... boy will you creep him out ...
uh, I can just tell you from last year, uh,
even if they do like chocolate, they don't
want it from their son. |
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YOUR EDITOR'S POLL
| METRO
FUNNY BUT TRUE |
WHAT THE H-E-DOUBLE
HOCKEY STICKS IS THAT???
Can You Guess What
This Is A Picture Of
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LAST MONTH'S ANSWER
Kelly's Knee. His torn meniscus before and
after the surgery
Congratulations to:
Amanda, Austin
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