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Hello Ladies and Gentlemen. It's me, Bob “Cider Mill” Hope, and I want to tell you it has been a wild and wacky autumn so far.

How about those NFL replacement referees.? Isn’t that something? I haven’t seen that many missed calls since Mom McCarty got caller ID. Isn’t that wild?

How about that drought in the Midwest that is expected to cause a Chicken Shortage? Isn’t that wiid? This is the worst threat to our nation’s chicken supply since Kelly McCarty went to Zehnders in Frankenmuth. Isn’t that wild?

And did you see that profanity laced rant by the Green Day Guitarist? Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen so many 4-letter words since Larry McCarty played Words with Friends on Facebook. Isn’t that wild?

How about those lawsuits over the Colorado Theater shooting? Wasn’t that wild? That’s the biggest crime I’ve seen in a Movie Theater since “Can’t Stop the Music” with the Village People. Isn’t that something?

How about all the violence over that Mohammed Movie? Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen that much anger over a film since the McCarty Metro announced their 72 Hour Film Project. Isn’t that wild?

How about those pictures of topless photos of Kate Middleton on a beach in France? Wasn’t that wild? I haven’t seen two white pasty boobs on a beach like that since Kelly and Jerry McCarty drove a 1974 Nova to the Pacific Ocean. Isn’t that something?

Thank you ladies and gentlemen, and like Humpty Dumpty, I hope you have a Great Fall!

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