BOB HOPE IN HEAVEN
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Did you see those videos from the McCarty Metro 72 Hour Film Challenge. Wasn’t that wild? The Middle-East called and said after seeing the McCarty Videos they think that Anti-Muslim Video wasn’t that bad. Isn’t that something?

How about that Jerry McCarty’s video about KISS? Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen a more disturbing KISS video since Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley were at the MTV Awards. Isn’t that wild?

And how about that Jenna McCarty dressing up as President Obama? Wasn’t that wild? I haven’t seen a less patriotic gesture since Kelly McCarty threw up 4 Samuel Adams. Isn’t that something?

How about that Larry McCarty involving his whole family in his video? Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen a family hurt that many people since the Manson Family. Isn’t that wild?

And how about that Mike McCarty playing guitar on his video? Wasn’t that wild? I haven’t seen harder to watch picking since Judge Smails nephew Spaulding ate a booger. Isn’t that something?

How about those Halloween Pumpkins that Steve McCarty carved? Weren’t they something. I haven’t seen that good of knife work on a gourd since Brett Michaels’ Brain Surgery. Isn’t that wild?

How about that Margaret McCarty going to England? Wasn’t that wild? She’s convinced the British have their steering wheels on the right to honor US Mail Trucks. Isn’t that something?

How about the Detroit losing 4 straight games in the World Series. Wasn't that something? I haven't seen Tigers not showing up since... well... EVERY TIME I go to the Detroit Zoo. Isn't that wild?

And how about that hurricane Sandy. Wasn't that something? I haven't seen a bigger police ordered evacuation since Lt. Rick had the runs at the 12th Precinct's annual Christmas party. Isn't that wild?

Good night ladies and gentlemen, and have a Happy Thanksgiving.

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