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MARCH/APRIL 2012

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METRO QUIK PUZZLES METRO TRIVIA CONTEST

1. SAY WHAT
YOU SEE

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2. SAY WHAT
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3. A woman is preparing to name her 7th child. Her kids names so far are Dominique, Regis, Michelle, Fawn, Sophie and Lara. What will she name her child. Jessi, Kate, Abby or Tilly? Answer
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4. Never resting, never still. Moving silently from hill to hill. It does not walk, run or trot, All is cool where it is not. What is it? Answer
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5. At a fruit stand, an orange is 18¢, a pineapple is 27¢, and a grape is 15¢. Using logic, how much is a mango? Answer

2 of the 4 judges on tv's 'The Voice' have been in Super Bowl halftime shows. Which two have not?
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LAST MONTH'S RESULTS
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 In the 2016 Summer Olympics,
which sport will use the smallest ball?
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Table Tennis (Ping Pong)

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Congrats to: Jerry, Valerie, Denise

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DID YOU KNOW?
Even though golf will become an active Olympic sport
in 2016, the ping pong ball is still smaller.

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METRO CAPTION CONTEST
Submit an interesting or funny caption for this picture

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Last Month's Caption Results

Someone blinked!
Say Cheesehezbollah!
 Is that a Louis Vuitton bag?
 Okay, quit making those silly faces
 Say "shite"
 Schwarma, you have kibbie stuck in your teeth
 If only cameras could pick up BO. Make this bad boy a scratch n sniff
 Ok...say jihad on three
  Say cheese, and turn around and face me
METRO SECRET CELEBRITY
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Last Month's Celebrity Results
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The Oneders (Wonders)
From The Movie That Thing You Do with Tom Hanks
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Congratulations to: Eric, Cmac, Scholl, Kristen

ST. PATRICK'S QUOTE
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"Same thing every year, getting up at the crack of dawn, drinking, fighting, throwing up, peeing on walls and then you leave the house and things get bad."
-Greg Fitzsimmons

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MARCH / APRIL QUESTION

LAST MONTH'S POLL

What are your top 3 favorite treats
to find in your Easter Basket?
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#1 ALL-TIME PRESIDENT
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We had 7 presidents nominated, but the most votes were by...

Ronald
Reagan

Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea Pat yelled: "Mick! I lost me finger!" 

"Have you now?" says Mick. "And how did you do it?" 

"I just touched this big spinning thing here like thi... 

Darn! There goes another one!" 

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What the H E Double Hockey Sticks Is That?

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ANSWER LAST MONTH

AN APPLE
BOTTOM

Congrats to: Scholl, Kristen, Kathlene, Karen S, 

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