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February, 2011

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METRO QUIK PUZZLES METRO TRIVIA CONTEST

SAY WHAT
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Guess these words

1. F_ _K
2. PU_S_
3. S_X    
4. P_N_S  
5. BOO_S
6. _ _NDOM

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Steve O walked into a restaurant in Vegas for lunch. He asked the waitress if she is good at solving puzzles. She replied, "I'm the best." So Steve said, "I'll have sausage and noodles drenched with ice cream, hashed. If you bring me what I really want I'll leave you a $100 tip." A few minutes later she brought him exactly what he wanted. What did Steve O eat for lunch? Answer
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(note... Steve welched on the bet)

Former Green Bay and Minnesota Viking quarterback Bret Favre, threw his first NFL completion to a person who is probably just as famous a name as he. What is the name of the former NFL great who caught Bret's first comletion?

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LAST MONTH'S RESULTS

Q. Which performer has won the most CMAs (County Music Awards) in the history of the show?

GEORGE STRAIT
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NO ONE GOT IT CORRECT

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DID YOU KNOW ... George Straits influences are Merle Haggard, Bob Wills & His Texas Playboys, Hank Williams, George Jones, Frank Sinatra. George says. "Maybe someday I'll do an album of old Sinatra-flavored swing with a huge band."

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METRO CAPTION CONTEST
Submit an interesting or funny caption for this picture

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Last Month's Captions

Merry Christmas From Your Ho Ho Homie!
"Zat You, Santa Claus" (in Louis Armstrong Voice)
Steve, sitting with a neighbor....
Homie Claus don't play that!
Snoop Dog's Rappin Christmas Special
Ray Charles alive and well

METRO SECRET CELEBRITIES
What Are This Month's Secret Celebrities best known as?

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Last Month's Celebrity Results

Actors Kent McCord& Martin Milner
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They are best known as the old police show

ADAM 12

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Congratulations to : Lynne & Jerry

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VALENTINE QUOTABLE...
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"I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that, they just about throw up." -Barbara Bush

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A THOUGHTFUL VALENTINE'S DAY GIFT

Kelly asked his brother Steve, whether he had bought his wife anything for Valentine's Day. 'Yes,' came the answer from Steve, 'I've bought her a belt and a bag.' 'That was very kind of you,' Kelly added, 'I hope she appreciated the thought.' Steve smiled as he replied, 'So do I, and hopefully the vacuum cleaner will work better now.'

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What the H E Double Hockey Sticks Is That?

LAST MONTH'S ANSWER WAS...
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Your Editor's
Colon (Powell)

Congrats to Steve M who
recognized my cute diverticulosis

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OUR MCCARTY METRO WRITERS & SUBMITTERS FOR THIS ISSUE

ED NOTE: All of our Metro writers are also Metro readers. I encourage everyone to submit your work to reply@mccartymetro.com and get published.

YOUR EDITORS: Kelly McCarty, Margaret McCarty

THIS MONTH'S WRITERS & SUBMITTERS: Mike Borelli, Gerry Bufalini, Mike Dakesian, Rick Farmiloe, Jerry McCarty, Kelly McCarty, Larry McCarty, Margaret McCarty, Mike McCarty, Steve McCarty, Chuck Pottenger, Amanda Raymond, Chris & Bev Rzepka, Denise Sidor

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