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Hello Ladies and Gentlemen. This is Bob "Gimme A Hotdog Off the Hibachi" Hope, and I wanna tell you, this has been a pretty busy start to the summer for the McCartys...

How about Megan McCarty graduating from High School? Isn’t that something? I haven’t seen anyone with that many A’s since a The Panama Banana Band. Isn’t that wild?

How about Austin working in Germany and driving on the Autobahn. Isn’t that wild? I haven’t seen a McCarty drive that fast since Dan McCarty tried to get 18 Holes in at 7:00PM at Partridge Creek. Isn’t that something?

How about Jerry having a CT Scan, MRI Scan, and Gastro Scan? Isn’t that something? I haven’t seen anyone spend that much time being scanned since Mr. T went through the TSA Line. Isn’t that wild?

How about Steve and Kristen holding a 4th of July Party? Isn’t that wild? I haven’t seen people looking forward to a grilling that much since Jeff Sessions testified before Congress. Isn’t that something?

How about Brad McCarty going to the Detroit Zoo on Father’s Day. Wasn’t that something. Brad hasn’t seen Lions look that lethargic since he went to Ford Field. Isn’t that wild!

How about Austin going to Bonnaroo? Wasn’t that wild? I haven’t seen Red Hot Chili Peppers make such a reaction in Tennessee since Elvis Presley ordered Heuvos Rancheros at the Cracker Barrel. Isn’t that something?

How about Scott Marion doing Donuts for Dads at Kaleigh’s school? Isn’t that something? Scott hasn’t seen that many Old Fashions since he went in Rick McCarty’s closet. Isn’t that wild?

How about that McCarty Metro Film Contest Coming up? Isn’t that wild? I haven’t seen that many bad things made in 4 Minutes since Mom McCarty served Banquet TV Dinners. Isn’t that something?

How about Gina and Larry attending “Jazz with a View” in Nashville. Wasn’t that something? They haven’t enjoyed a Jam Session that much since Smuckers came out with Strawberry-Blackberry Preserves. Isn’t that wild?

How about Brad Savage and the Cockroaches raising money for Cancer by selling their song “Back in the 80s”? Isn’t that wild. I haven’t seen a record promotion this unsuccessful since Bill Veeck did Disco Demolition at Comiskey Park. Isn’t that something?

         You can catch more of Bob Hope's Tweets From Heaven on Twitter @bobhopeinheaven

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