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QUIK BRAIN TEEZERS
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1. What's this?

ONCE
6:41 AM

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  2. What's this?

SITTING
WORLD

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 3. What's this?

OFTEN
OFTEN NOT
OFTEN NOT
OFTEN

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4. I have a friend named Albert. He is a 30 year old butcher. He wears a size 13 shoe, is six feet tall, has a 17" neck and wears a 42-long suit. What does he weigh? Answer

5. A friend was telling me, "I have eight sons and each has one sister." In total, how many children does my friend have? Answer

6. Johnny's mother had four children. The first was April, the second was May, and the third was June. What was the name of her fourth child? Answer

7. What is unusual about this long sentence? Dennis, Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel and Ellen sinned. Answer

JUNE TRIVIA
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Question: Of the top 10 items sold in grocery stores around the country, only 2 items are not food. What are those 2 items?

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LAST MONTH'S TRIVIA ANSWER

How many former US presidents are
not buried in the United States?

4

They are the four living presidents. Carter, Bush Sr.,
Bush Jr. and Clinton are not buried in the United States

THOSE WHO CORRECTLY ANSWERED...

Epic Fail Guy, Raelene, Matt, Bill W

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THANK YOU TO OUR JUNE STAFF

Poppy Barsotti, Mike Borrelli, Gerry Bufalini, Kathy Harris, Jerry McCarty,
Kathlene McCarty, Kelly McCarty, Larry McCarty, Margaret McCarty,


FLAG DAY

Mike McCarty, Steve McCarty, Gwenda Perez, Denise Sidor, Ben Toner, & All Our Friends At The Grand Rapids Press

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METRO CAPTION CONTEST
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Last Month's Captions

Hello, Lions fans, I'm Matt Stafford. Uh, your No. 1 draft pick? Your new QB?
HEADLINE: LIONS DRAFT PICK STAFFORD ON FIRE
America's first low-budget face transplant patient is burning up with fever.
Kathlene! I think the wildfires are getting close
No!! I can't take another Lions home game!
The Unknown Comet
Ah... Houston. I think we have a problem
Oh my gosh, the car is wrecked
OH NO MR. BILL!!!!!
Eat your heart out, Michael Jackson!
"The bag... The bag... The bag is on FIRE!"
Did you ever get a burning sensation in your sack??
Ah, the old flaming bag of poop trick
Mike blowing out the candles on his birthday cake
SECRET CELEBRITY
Can you recognize our secret celebrity?
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Last Month's Celebrity Was 
ASHTON KUTCHER

WINNERS
Margaret, Epic Fail Guy, Karen S, Jerry M, Steve O, Lynne R, GR Mac, Matt, Ryan & Missy, Meg S, Amanda

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TOP 10 McCARTY SUMMER JOBS
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Home Gazette carrier
Coyle Park director
Shortstop for the 18 and over softball team
Pat Brown's boyfriend
Cherry Picker
Jumper
Bazley meat cutter
Sour Grapes Toadie
Larry McCarty's collection manager for the Detroit News
Chairman of the Board for the Banana Splits Club
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DID YOU KNOW...


The least number of people you share your birthday with!

THEY SAID IT...
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Jay Leno on his last Tonight Show. "It's a lot different in 17 years. When I started, my hair was black and the President was white."

McCARTY METRO WORD OF THE MONTH

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