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3. When this book first came out it was read only by a handful of very rich people. Now almost everyone has a copy and reads it frequently. But you cannot buy it in a book­store or borrow it from a library. What is it? Answer
4. The only vegetable or fruit never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form but fresh? Answer
5. What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane? Answer


This Issue's Writers & Contributors
Thank you to the following for their contributions to this month's McCarty Metro

Bob Balch, Jerome Klotz, Jerry McCarty, Kelly McCarty, Kristen McCarty, Margaret McCarty, Mike McCarty, Steve McCarty, Ron Patlewicz, Millard Pickney, Chuck Pottenger

What team in the 4 major sports leagues (MLB, NBA, NHL, NFL) was the first to be named after an insect?


Last Month's Answer

4 different Presidents were assassinated while in office (Lincoln, Garfield, McKinley & Kennedy). How many Presidents have had assassination attempts on their lives while in office?

Jackson, T. Roosevelt, F. Roosevelt, Truman, Ford, Reagan

Congratulations To...

Meg S. & Gwenda

Caption Contest
Submit an interesting or funny caption for this photo


Last Month's Captions

 "I respectfully disagree, Mr. President. I think it's a surprisingly good likeness of you."
 My fellow Americans, we will unleash Project Fiddle-Fooey, a secret weapon to stop militia attacks in Baghdad. This picture will be posted in all public places in Iraq's capital and will bring enemies to their knees.
 What is this, as you American's say...."Fiddle Foey"??
 I swear those are not veneers on those teeth..
 Mr. Bush, I would like to present you with a poster of our nation's new president. We are the nation of Fiddle-Fooey.
Secret Celebrity
Can you recognize our secret celebrity?



Last Month's Celebrity Was....


Congratulations to:

Epic Fail Guy

Just The Fax, Ma'am

Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.




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