FEBRUARY 2008

 

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  • DATELINE: LAS VEGAS, NEVADA
    Vegas Baby Vegas 4 (VBVIV) is now in the history books. Steve O, Jim, Matt, Jerome, Larry, your editor, and the Holy One all took part in this years event. Special thanks to Jerry, Kathlene, and Gwenda for their generosity in hooking the boys up to see Leno in Vegas and Craig Ferguson in LA. Also for the nice send-off party with Bob Cowsill of 'The Cowsills'. It was very fun weekend with some memorable and outrageous moments. 

    Some of Steve O's favorite lines: Jer to security guard - "Oh, so now this is your establishment, you look like you make $5 and hour. You need a breath mint, man." Jeff to Jim - "Jim - watch my chips, eh?  I think I have an emergency." Walt - "Man" Jim to security guard - "He lost $800 before breakfast"

Jerome said... What a blast man. How do you top a trip that includes fights with angry security guards, counting equipment, the best along with the worst food money can buy, quarter bounce with dice into cleavage at the craps table, and on and on.

Larry thanked Jerry, Gwenda and the guys for including him in this memorable trip.
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The Holy One chimed in... I just returned from buying some new underwear...soil resistant!
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Jim added... While it was brief I cannot explain how relaxing (mentally) that it was to sit at Gladstone's. Being in -6 degree weather 12 hours later reinforced how great the opportunity was.

The boyz enjoy a cocktail before the Leno show in Vegas
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Lunch at Gladstones on the shore in MalibuJer hooked us up with a nice evening, listening to Bob Cowsill
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Kelly watches as Rick Farmiloe sketches "Scuttle", the seagull from Disney's "The Little Mermaid" that he created and the voice of Buddy Hackett brought to life on the silver screen.

Steve mugs with Kathlene & Gwenda


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WHAT I LEARNED IN MY VIRGIN VBV TRIP
By Lawrence Wendt
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THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon 

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
Specificity
Anti-constitutionalistically
Passive-aggressive disorder 
Transubstantiate

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THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 

No thanks, I'm married.
Nope, no more booze for me!
Sorry, but you're not really my type.
Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
I'm not interested in fighting you.
Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.
 

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