I'VE COME BACK FROM THE GRAVE TO FULFILL MY CONTRACT WITH THE METRO

This is Bob ďDirt NappingĒ Hope here and I wanna tell you ladies and gentlemen, Iím really excited about that Dan McCarty Golf Classic.
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  • I wanna tell you, I canít wait to see that McCarty foursome. Iím telling you they keep score like Enron prepares financial statements. I watched them on one hole and I havenít seen that many recounts since I was in Florida for the 2000 Presidential Election.
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  • And how about that Twin Lakes Golf Course theyíre playing on.  You can get some pretty bad lies,  I wanna tell you, I hit my drive and I havenít seen a ball in that predicament since Mike McCarty slipped off the seat on his ten speed bike. Isnít that wild?
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  • And how about that Bob Balch, isnít he something? He starts playiní that Danny Boy and the tears start flowing. I wanna tell you, I havenít seen that many watering eyes since Kelly McCarty had 4 Bean Burritos on the trip to Gull Lake.

  • And how about that Rick McCarty, Isnít he something? He likes to use those fancy gadgets, I hear heís got a hand held computer that will tell you what club to use if you enter the distance and the condition of that your ball is lying in. I wonder what club it will tell him to use when he is 175 yards from the hole and his ball is laying on some guyís patio furniture?
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  • And how about that Wally Jankowski foursome, arenít they wild. Everytime Wally goes into the woods to look for his ball he covers himself with Deer Urine.  Wallyís foursome has nice golf outfits, too. I havenít seen that much Camouflage since I saw Tonya Hardingís butt on Celebrity Bootcamp.

Rest In Peace Bob

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