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As a proud Californian, and so as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan jokes, somebody needed to come up with this. 

  • Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.

  • You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.

  • You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.

  • Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Flower.

  • You can't remember . . Is pot illegal?

  • You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.

  • You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the distinct difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.

  • You can't remember . . . Is pot illegal?

  • A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.

  • Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.

  • Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really is "George Clooney."

  • Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.

  • You can't remember . . .is pot illegal?

  • It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH."

  • You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with "their" cells or pagers.

  • It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid All the weather-related accidents.

  • HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????

  • Both you AND your dog have therapists, psychics, personal trainers and cosmetic surgeons.

  • The Terminator is your governor.

  • If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license; If you're here illegally, they want to give you one.

P.S. Oh how the opinion is changing about the last one. Just ask any Los Angelean..... 

Patriotic Blow

1/3 oz sloe gin
1/3 oz Blue Curacao
1 squirt whipped cream

Layer the blue curacao and whipped cream over gin in a shot glass.
Damn Yankee

1/2 oz DeKuyper® Hot Damn cinnamon schnapps
1 splash Blue Curacao liqueur
1/2 oz cream

Add Hot Damn to a shot glass. Layer cream on top, then add a splash of blue curacao on top to give the red, white and blue appearance. 
Fourth of July

1/2 oz grenadine syrup
1/2 oz Blue Curacao
1/2 oz cream

Layer in a shot glass, banded red/white/blue shot is perfect for the July 4th.
Born on the 4th of July

1 1/2 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
1 1/2 oz sloe gin
fill with cream

Pour blue Curacao into an ice-filled Collins glass. Carefully layer both the sloe gin and cream on top of the ice. (The result should be a blue and red drink with tendrils of white shooting through the colors.)
July Passion

1 oz strawberry liqueur
1 oz passion-fruit juice
1 oz pineapple juice
1 oz lemonade

Shake and strain into an old-fashioned glass three-quarters filled with broken ice. Add lemonade, garnish with a sugar-dipped strawberry, and serve.
Sweet July Passion

1 cup Fresh strawberry's
1 oz passion-fruit juice
1 oz pineapple juice
1 oz lemonade

In a blender, blend strawberry's with passion fruit juice and the pineapple juice and ice, pour into an old-fashioned glass three-quarters, add lemonade. Garnish with a sugar-dipped strawberry, and serve.

Have A Great 4th Of July





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