September
2006

HARPER WOODS IS WHERE I'D RATHER STAY. I GET ALERGIC SMELLING HAY!

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I've been down South long enough ... that these now apply to me ...

My boat has not left our driveway in 15 years.
I burn my yard rather than mow it.
I've used a toilet brush to scratch my back.
The Salvation Army declined my furniture.
The biggest city I've ever been to is Walmart.
I have the Lebanon taxidermist on speed dial.
I come back from the dump with more than I took.
I keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
Carla can climb a tree faster than the neighbors' cat.
My girls have "ammo" on their Christmas list.
I keep flea and tick soap in the shower.
I've help negotiate a custody fight over a hunting dog.
I go to the stock car races and don't need a program. 
I know how many bales of hay my car will hold. (3)
I have a rag for a gas cap.
My working TV sits on top of our non-working TV.
I've used Carla's ironing board as a buffet table.
I can spit without opening my mouth.
My lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

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My house doesn't have curtains, but my new pickup does.
We own a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side.
I can entertain myself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter.
I took my neighbors dog for a walk and both of us used the same tree.
I offered to give someone the shirt off my back... and they don't want it.
I wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.
I think "The Nutcracker" is something I do off the high dive.
A tornado hit our neighborhood and did $100,000 worth of improvements.
My idea of fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph.

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