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Winter Fun
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A (Very) Little Winter Humor
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Where do snowmen put their webpages?
On the wInternet.
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What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
"Have an ice day!"
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"Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine.
"So what's so great about that?"
"It's snowing outside!"
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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman?
Frostbite.
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What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren.
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Where do Snowmen go to dance?
To snowballs!
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How does a Snowman get to work?
By icicle.
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What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball?
They're both brown, except the snowball.


A FEW WINTER TIPS

  • No matter how cold you are, DO NOT attempt to build a fire in a kayak, because you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

  • Before you criticize an eskimo, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them and they get mad, you're a mile away across the ice - and they've got no mukluks!

  • Shine a flashlight into one ear. If the beam shines out the other ear - do not venture outside alone!

  • One hour shoveling snow equals two hours on the Buttmaster.

  • Medical tip: If you're out in the cold and have a bad toothache - just hit your thumb with a hammer. You'll forget all about the toothache.

  • When waiting at Ford Field for the 2006 Super Bowl, and there are tourists all around, that doesn't mean that you can shoot them!

  • Never spit into an Arctic wind - you could take your eye out!

  • If you haven't had any mail for weeks, just remember... there ARE some things that can keep the mailman from his appointed rounds.

  • Sometimes ice crystals in the atmosphere make things appear differently than they actually are. This is not an optical illusion - it just looks like one.

  • Due to isolated locations, the cost of living in Michigan can be very high. However, the cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.

  • Snowblowers should not be used to make sno-cones or slurpies.

  • If you wake up breathing, congratulations - you didn't freeze to death! You get another chance - PLAY ON!

BUILD YOUR OWN SNOWMAN


It's Too Cold Outside! Let's Play Pool Inside Your Nice, Warm House


To control the game using mouse: Press the 'Start' button to start the game; Press the mouse on the play area and drag to move the guild line; Press the mouse button on the shoot power bar and hold it to shoot. Click on the big Cue ball to select stick shooting position. Press on the cue ball and drag it to move it along the shooting line. Hold the CTRL key and drag the cue ball to move it to anywhere.



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