The McCarty Metro
August 2004 Edition


September Quiz


Jerry's World

Hurricane Charley

Australian Photo Log

September Calendar

DMGC Wrap Up

Peanut & Jocko


September Quiz

The Booger Worm

Final Thought

Chat Room




School Quiz - Match the Teacher to the following students

1. Arnold Horshak
Choose From These Fine Teachers

Not All Will Be Used

Type them, or copy & paste the teaches names
into the space next to the students.

2. Larry Mondelo
3. Nellie Olson
4. Opie Taylor
5. Herbie Constantine
6. Morris ThorpeMrs. Krababble
Miss Crump
Coach Calhoun
Mrs. Puff
Mr. Belding
Miss Vaughn
Mrs. Crabtree
Mr. Kotter
Coach Reeves
Miss Grundy
Miss Landers
Mr. Crocker
Mr. Dixon
Miss Beadle
Coach Barr
Miss Hoover
Mr. Vargus
Mr. Moore
7. Stacy Hamilton
8. Ralph Wiggam
9. Danny Zuko
10. Darlene Merriman
11. Sponge Bob Squarepants
12. Timmy Turner
13. Billy Madison
Your Name:


August Results / Brad Savage and the Cockroach Quiz.

Identify the Correct Brad Savage/Eric Swan/Bob Dantzer Lyrics. You get 1 point for picking the next correct line in the song, and 1 point for guessing the song title. A perfect score gets you front row tickets to see the band on their 1-night only reunion tour. The most points gets the Brad Savage & The Cockroaches CD set.
Pick The Next Line In The SongName That Song
1. "There’s a little Ant, who everyone said can’t. So he drank three beers ...”

a. ”… and he did a little Dance”
b. “... and he peed in his little pants”
c. “... and moved to France”
d. “... and threw up in his boot”
Cockroach Party
2. “Why do you sit there at your desk? …”

a. “… Come on with me and we’ll get wet”
b. “… You bring the toothbrush and I’ll bring the Crest”
c. “… Copying answers on a true and false test”
d. “… Sharpening pencils and straightening your dress”

Swimming In The Secretarial Pool
3. “Curly’s at a party, his tux is too tight….”

a. “… Shemp sat on some dynamite”
b. “… Moe and Larry start a cream pie fight”
c. “… Joe’s loafers seem a little light”
d. “… He gets hit on the head and says good night”

3 Stooges Rock & Roll
4. “They’re talking about her in the halls…”

a. “… I phoned last night and she didn’t return my call”
b. “… She used to go out with a guy named Paul”
c. “… You can get her number from the Bathroom Wall”
d. “… She’s the talk of the bathroom from stall to stall.”

Bad Reputation
5. “She’s a real live wire, she’s too hot to handle. She….”

a. “… Causes interference on my TV Channel
b. “… Lights my fire like a Roman Candle”
c. “… Looks a little like Marlene Brandel”
d. “… Goes to the beach with electric sandals”

She's Electric
6. “ We never wash it, we wait till it rains.….”

a. “… The carpeting has a real big stain”
b. “… There’s a really big problem with the drive train.
c. “… The AM radio seems a little lame”
d. “… One hubcap’s missing and the others aren’t the same”

Bar Car
7. “A girl opened up the door, wearing just a negligee.
She said I like the sound, but you turn it down…”

a. “… I’m tired and it’s really late”
b. “… I’ve been working hard all day”
c. “… I’m trying to watch Happy Days”
d. “… And why is the bass player wearing a cape?”

Nobody Likes The Boys
8. “Stay away, cause she’s no good…"

a. “… Stay at home and do what you should”
b. “… She has a pitchfork and wears a hood” 
c. “… Ask anybody in the neighborhood”
d. “… She left me crying right wear I stood”

I Know That Girl
9. "I'm in love with the Chocolate Shop girl...

a. "... Her teeth seem to sparkle like pearls"
b. "... Her wax lips are out of this world"
c. "... We like to watch Milton Berle"
d. "... Her red hair gives me a curl"

Chok' lit Shoppe Girl
10. "Having one girl kiss you can be nice....

a. "... But in the grand scheme would it be wise"
b. "... C'mon girl and lets roll the dice"
c. "... But it is better with two girls kissing you twice"
d. "... Give me all your love or maybe just a slice"

One Girl

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