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Margaret is a Postal Worker who is married and raises 3 kids. She likes to scrapbook, and decorate cakes in her free time. She will answer questions from the family on how to maintain a career and still have time for the family.

Q: How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One. Only ONE!! And do you know why it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb.  They don't even know the bulb is BURNT OUT.  They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT.  And once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact they have been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS.  But if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!  AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*%&$ LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!   WHY?   BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!   IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE.  THE HOUSE!!!   IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS........... 
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