| Questions... | Answers... |
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| 1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? | Unique Up On It. |
| 2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? | Tame Way, Unique Up On It. |
| 3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? | They Take The Psycho Path |
| 4. How Do You Get Holy Water? | You Boil The Hell Out Of It. |
| 5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall? | Dam! |
| 6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long? | Polaroids |
| 7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work? | A Stick. |
| 8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? | Nacho Cheese. |
| 9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers? | Subordinate Clauses. |
| 10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand? | Quatro Sinko. |
| 11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow? | Spoiled Milk. |
| 12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire? | Frostbite. |
| 13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches? | A Nervous Wreck. |
| 14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? | Anyone Can Roast Beef. |
| 15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs? | Right Where You Left Him. |
| 16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils? | Because They Have Big Fingers. |
| 17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive? | Because It Scares The Dog. |
| 18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic? | Sanka. |
| 19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover? | The Location Of The Dirt Bag. |
| 20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down? | Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat. |
| 21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver? | A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack. |
| 22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same? | Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer |
