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The 2001
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Under The Basement Step Since 1964

Mike's Turn

Match the famous line with the McCarty who said it?

answers at the bottom

1. Omigosh, the car's wrecked!
2. All cherries are good except for the bad ones.
3. I'm Brad Savage.
4. I'm madder than a ___ in a ___ over these McCarty grandbrats. (words in blanks change from time to time)
5. Man, this is livin'!
6. My knees are killin' me
7. Say blood, cut me some slack.
8. Kelly, you're my hero
9. Say honest to God
10. Officer. I didn't think my Vega could go 100 mph
11. You know Mom, I look great in this cowboy outfit!
12. Weeeeeeee
13. What do you mean I can't drum?
A. Jerry McCarty
B. Kelly McCarty
C. Dennis McCarty
D. Steve McCarty
E. Rick McCarty
F  Dan McCarty
G  Bob McCarty
H. Larry McCarty
I.  Mike McCarty
J. Jean McCarty



Top Ten Places To Hide An Easter Basket
So, get ready to cry:

10. Behind the couch 
9.  In the dryer
8.  In the washer
7.  By the Star magazines
6.  Behind the drapes
5.  In the player piano (this is a hiding place way in the past)
4.  Behind the organ
3.  Under the sink

And, the No. 1 place, guaranteed to reduce a kid to tears, is ... it's a tie:

1.  In the dirty basket
1.  In the toilet tank




Answers to matching quiz
1-C / 2-I / 3-B / 4-A / 5-G / 6- B,E,A,J / 7-F / 8-A,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J / 10-H / 11-D / 12-F / 13-E,H

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