 | Hello Everybody. After being in entertainment business for the past 4 decades, I've settled into my new role as "Web Boy". I've seen the good sites, as well as the bad ones. This month's Top 10 List deals with the latter. The Top 10 clues that you have a bad web site! | | 10 | The address keeps changing because web site managers keep locking the author out | | 9 | Only one brother submits articles for it | | 8 | Your "sure fire" material was written in the early 90s by a record boy named Eric | | 7 | You count on a pink background to diversify your viewing audience | | 6 | One button says "Click here to enter", and the other says "I wouldn't do that if I were you" | | 5 | The breaking news was about a baptism that happened over a month ago | | 4 | The only good part of the whole site used to be listening to the whiney voiced disk jockey... and they took it off!! | | 3 | You feel sorry for the webmaster, so you keep hitting the reload button to advance the hit counter (by the way guys, I appreciate it) | | 2 | GeoCities even realizes it's a waste of time to advertise on the page | | 1 | The entire Top 10 list refers to this page!!!! |
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