Brad Savage's
Top 10 List

10 Worst Wedding Songs
Of All Time


10. Cherry Pie by Warrant
Jerry, if a bunch of old people ask you to spice up the dinner music, they are NOT asking for this song

9. Paradise By The Dashboard Light
by Meatloaf
Don't let the drunken best man try to sing this one in your microphone

8. Anything by Kenny G
Unless you want somebody to fall asleep in the mashed potatoes

7 Bohemian Rapsody by Queen
Mama mia, mama mia this song sucks!!!

6. Cockroach Party by The Cockroaches
Unless Eric Swan is there live to do the "Uggghhh"

5. Anything by Air Supply
Gotta love the perm though

4. Daddy's Little Girl by Al Martino
Unless the paternity test is given right there in the hall.

3. The Macarena
Just a terrible "chick" song.

2. Colour My World by Chicago
As time goes on... I realize... THAT THIS SONG SUCKS!!!

1. Celebration by Kool & The Gang
The beginning should be Ohhhhh P.U.

The McCarty's Speak

Last month, I asked you to send in your favorite McCarty musical act of all time. The vote was nearly unanimous. The winner was....

Steverino
"I'm diggin holes"

Thank you for your submissions

 

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