Dateline Clinton Township
Roman Catholic and postal worker Margaret McCarty has joined the bell choir at St. Ronald's Church. Margaret mentions "I am now delivering music for the Lord." She also adds "Anybody got a problem with that???"
Dateline Grand Rapids
Panic took place as sketchy details came out of Grand Rapids that Mike McCarty was involved in another crash. Mike's brothers and his mother rushed to the Grand Rapids home only to find Mike and Chucky Calati playing spin baseball on the porch. It seems that the reporter in Mike did not make it clear that it was only a computer crash.
Dateline Somewhere in the Atlantic Ocean
Divers exploring the remains of the sunken Titanic were startled to see the ship twitching at the bottom of the ocean. Oceanographers in the region came to the conclusion that the Titanic was just a nervous wreck.
Dateline Washington D.C.
To break the tension during the Presidential crisis, Hillary Clinton sneaked off to visit a local fortune teller. In a dark room, the old fortune teller delivered grave news. "There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."
Visibly shaken, Hillary stared at the old woman. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. "I simply have to know," Mrs. Clinton said. She steadied her voice, and asked her question.
"Will I be acquitted?"
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